DIRECTIONS!
Mark which things you have done, then calculate your score by counting the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means that the number you get as your score is also your percentage.
re-post as "I do stupid things __% of the time."

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1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails.
I was pretty young at the time..
3. [ ] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head
7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush D:
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
Not all that often....
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push
Sometimes I test those things to see if they can actually go either way, but sometimes I'm just not paying attention.
Running total: 7

11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
It's a talent, really.
14. [x] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
FUN
15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
Those are some of the reasons I don't like gum.
17. [x] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
Attack of the cherry tomatoes!
18. [ ] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
Ewww....that's never happened to me and I'm glad.
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
This happens more than it should.
20. [x] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot.
Haven't done so in a looooong time...

Running total: 15

21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x] Have run into a closed door
The screen door....once or twice....haven't done it in a long time.... *embarrassed*
25. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
That's easy to do in my area....or at least it was before they fixed it.
30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 18

31. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
Or something similar to gum. I can't remember, but it was gross.
32. [ ] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
I did once when I was little. I thought they were someone else and they were similar enough that I didn't care and I ended up playing with them until my mom saw us and freaked out.
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
Only by accident. And I've left a towel on the stove, turned on the wrong burner, and burned the towel. That was smart of me.
36. [ ] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on.
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
....only every once in awhile....
38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
I used to do that a lot more and I still sometimes have to catch myself...
39. [x] Walked into a pole
Those door separator things. GAWD, who puts them there?
40. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident
Black converse are difficult to tell apart and we were all changing back from gym.....

Running total: 25

41. [ ] took a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it So paranoid about this...Make sure I don't every time.
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that you were going to do
ALL THE TIME. ARG.
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
HAHAHAA!!! It was at the lucky lab too! I had my soda on the table and my Dad's dart friends all set their beers on the table...I was reading Harry Potter and I go to take a sip of my soda and it tastes NASTY.
Only taste of alcohol that I've ever really had.
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
....this also happens more than it should....
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
That tends to hurt a bit...
49. [x] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
I went swimming with my underwear on under my swimsuit by accident. This is even stupider, I think.
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total: 31

51. [ ] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
If I didn't realize it then how would I know? I've sung the wrong verse and realized it plenty of times.
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
Only around my birthday...
56. [ ] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on.
Never purposefully. Only by accident.
57. [ ] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day.
My Sister's done that.
58. [x] Forgot your own phone number
I still have trouble with my cell phone number....
59. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
ALL THE TIME. ARG.

Running total: 38

61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [ ] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
This happened the other day....
65. [ ] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
That's always really frustrating....
67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [ ] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Running total: 44

71. [ ] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [x] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
Also have broken the bulb while it was still screwed in, forgotten that it was still screwed in and tried to replace it.
73. [x] Ran into a door jam
74. [ ] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand
Ew.
77. [ ] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
Not drunk, but high, and I actually had taken too much adderall, which causes mania in larger doses, so....yeah. I scared my friend by calling him and talking really fast.
79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
Same story as above.
80. [ ] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

Running total: 49

81. [ ] Put tape on someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [x] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
Well NOW I have. Jeez....
84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. [ ] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.
86. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone.
87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
OH GOD NO PLEASE NO THAT SOUNDS SO HORRIBLE AUGH I'VE HAD THAT NIGHTMARE AAAH GO AWAY NOWPLZ.
88. [ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
89. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.

Running total: 53

91. [x] As you are writing, you move/moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
Occasionally, if I lean in real close.... >_>
92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
:iconhappynowplz:
93. [ ] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [x] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
My sisters. SO. GROSS.
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. [x] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention
Never done this with the whole book but, yeah, sometimes with little bits....
97. [ ] You have spelled your own name wrong before
No. Everyone else does that for me.
98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
In the office too. I would find faces and animals and then name them.
99. [ ] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100.[ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth


GRAND TOTAL: 59